Fabric art cosmic eyeball ghost earrings
$40.00
I designed, hand-sewed, and hand-embroidered this pair of fabric art cosmic eyeball ghost earrings. The metal is stainless steel and hypoallergenic. There's only a 27.7% chance that the ghosts will devour your ears when you wear them. They enjoy devouring supernovas, telling people about their dreams and nightmares, and transmogrifying jerks into radishes.
In one of the photos, you can see how large the earrings are compared to your average party dog playing card.